Fantasy Football Trophy Chain - Golden Loser - Excellence In Underachievement

The best fantasy football punishments are the ones that last until next season. Real commitment to finishing bottom takes a full seventeen weeks.

An oversized medallion 6" wide and 5 1/4" high reading "Golden Loser - Excellence In Underachievement", in gold-effect plastic on a 34" chunky gold-effect chain. It weighs about a third of a pound, so it hangs like the real thing without pulling on anybody's neck.

The punishment that lasts

Last place is a year-round position. Hand this over at the end-of-season meal and it comes back out at the draft, which is the whole idea.

Made for the photo

6" across is the point. It reads from the back of the room and it reads in a photo, which is where this award actually spends its life.

The rest of the league

The same sayings run across the trophy medallions and the championship belts, so the chain can be the mid-tier award or the main one, depending on your league.